come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

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Texas Style Boot Party

A spectacular ass kicking, on the part of several assailants, usually delivered when the target (or targets) are at a point of extreme confidence and feeling invincible, therefore being utterly humiliated.

Wow, the Yankee's just gave the Sox a Texas Style Boot Party.

Jed thought he would get away with calling Brandy a skank, but her boyfriend and her husband treated him to a Texas Style Boot Party...

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“Whatever suits your boots!”

Another way of saying, “Whatever floats your boat!”.

Person 1 says, "Where you wanna go today?"

Person 2 replies, “Whatever suits your boots!”

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West-Indian Safe Boot

When a west-indian man approatches a female, (preferably a wealthy american wearing no knickers), and whisps a condom covered, pealed bananna up in to her vagina. Then whilst she opens her mouth to scream, whip her accross the chops with a large african style boot, (preferably DM's), by the laces. Once she is down an out, leave your boots by her side with the bananna pokeing out one of the boots.

Shaka Ree: "ehy mun, what gone happen to ya boots?"
Dakka Rae: "aw man, i had to go give dat bitch the West-Indian Safe Boot, i gev up ma shoes brudda!"

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your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

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gettin' your boots wet

(phrase): slang for calling out someone for a fight or a brawl. Usually ends with someone dying of a heart attack.
Can be versatile, e.g., for having sex or doing something you are not prepared for, etc.

"Come out here and get your boots we if you ain't scared!"

"Hey, gettin' your boots wet with that chick tonight?"
"Heck yeah!"

"Hey man have you studied for that test yet?"
"Nah, I'm just going to get my boots wet."

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Put some boots on this bitch

To report someone to the attorney general

Somebody skimmed my debit card and drained my bank account. Time to put some boots on this bitch.

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