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A threat used by girls and referred to girls while arguing implying cutting-off tits and using them as cereals bowls.
Ex.1:"Try to pick a fight with my bestie and I'll cut-off your little boobs and make a tits-bowl outta you!!!"
Ex.2:"Your chest is so little that making a tits-bowl with it would be impossible!"
Ex.3:"Wouldn't it be great if I fill your tits with milk and cereals? A tits-bowl would make them lotta bigger!!"
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If working behind a counter, a fish bowl is a condition that you will encounter when 50 people all stand there looking at you like you're a zoo exhibit.
"Goddamn old people lined up staring at me like I'm in a fish bowl."
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An insult. Describes a person who gets treated badly or made fun of by "friends" and continues to hang out with them. The term was originaly part of a joke, the person was called a bowling ball, and when people asked why he was called that the response was "Because he gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then he comes back for more."
The term originated at Murdock High School in Winchendon Mass, in the year 2011
"Why does alex hang out with us? All we do is make fun of him."
"Thats why he is a bowling ball."
"Why is he a bowling ball?"
"Cause he gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more."
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A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.
Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....
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When a man ejaculates in a condom and then places it over his partner's head.
Man, I totally gave Theresa a sticky fish bowl last night!
This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.
"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"
Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"
Danny- "Why do you ask?"
Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."
Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
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Thumb in the front and two in the back.
"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."