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He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
Northern Irish term for something being disgusting.
English- The weather outside is terrible.
Northern Irish- clean bangin out der
English - That smells is horrible.
Northern Irish - That smells clean bangin
The shake and clean is when you put 20ml of Propylhexedrine Acetate (1 cotton. Acetate isn't suitable for making crystals) or 20ml of 216mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl (5ml water + 0.5ml Muriatic acid HCl submerge cotton in a beer mug, then clean Benzedrex cotton with 15ml water and have 20ml Propylhexedrine HCl solution with Lavender oil and Menthol) and 10ml of either Corn oil (corn oil isn't suitable for crystals), Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Hexanes, drinking up to 1ml is somewhat safe, but any more and bad stuff couls happen because it has trace amounts of Benzene), or n-Pentane solvent (Pure Pentane is so safe, you can drink 50ml of it and not die) and shake the plastic bottle for 1 to 5 minute. Then put it in a Ziplock Bag and drain the bottom layer and keep it and discard the top Hexanes layer. Then add 5ml to 10ml of 40% ethanol (Vodka) and maybe 1ml 99% Isopropyl Alcohol and evaporate on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish and then freeze the liquid Propylhexedrine HCl in the freezer for an hour to make solid Propylhexedrine HCl crystals.
Tony (alien): I made Propylhexedrine HCl crystals using the shake and clean method. Acid salting.
a walking HJ. Used for when a guy is holding his girlfriends hand and gets too excited so you use the back of her hand to stroke yourself, while walking.
"man i was walking my girl home and she just look so hot, i just had to touch myself."
"how'd you manage to do that without letting go of her hand?"
"A CLEAN DISKY, bluh!"
Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants
Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants
Before sexual intercourse, you and the other party have brief wash of your private parts to make the experience more hygienic and enjoyable.
"babe, give me a blow job please?"
"ok honey.. Ew your dick smells.. Go have a courtesy clean first"