An object that is extremely cold
The pizza's as cold as a witches tit
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When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
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a vagina that looks like a sideways meat sandwich
man she had a tight cold cut combo
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When it's obscenely cold outside.
Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".
I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.
*Homeless population.
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The use of codes is common in hospitals, so as not to alarm other patients. The expression 'cold-tea syndrome' is used by medical staff to indicate that a patient has died. It refers to several cups of undrunk, cold tea on the deceased persons bedside table.
It's good to know the supply of tea doesn't stop coming, just because you're dead. Not to discredit the NHS, but surely there are more scientific methods to determine when someone has died. How much of NHS resources are wasted making tea for the dead. What happens if you just don't drink tea and they throw you out. You'd have people buried yelling:
- I SAID COFFEE, COFFEE TWO SUGARS!!
- Janine, go to ward 3 now, Mrs Norris has caught a bad case of cold-tea syndrome. I would go so far as to say she's never going to recover from it.
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A person who was a child during the Cold War.
Every Cold War kid still has nightmares about waking up to a nuclear wasteland.
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Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.
Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea
Step two: add ice
step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours
Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"
The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless
(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)
Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind
The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"
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