An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.
Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion
Uncontrollably stuttering and being retarded
"I got the tysean disease"
The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal
Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?
It's a word meaning something looks like it could be a disease.
Hannah's middle school acne looked absolutely diseasic in school.
A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya
Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!
when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty
“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.
Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease