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When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.
Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?
Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
A slang term used to describe a promiscuous person, most often girl, for whom any "dick will do"
Fred- "Boy did you see that fox at the bar last night"
Tom- "Yeah, you could've her without any effort, shes a total dickle do!"
an term used for when you are about to do something, your telling someone your going to do something.
hey you know wamma-do, imma gonna go.
'Doing a Riff' is when one person claims to be madly in love with another person and enjoys telling everyone about it, any time. Then a few days later they have dumped them and are 'so in love' with someone else.
Person1: I love Jen so much! She's so amaaazzzzinnng. I just really, really love her.
***3 days later***
Person2: Hi! How are things between you and Jen?
Person1: Huh? Oh I dumped her. I'm in love with Angelina now. I love her SO much.
Person2: You're doing a Riff again!
To achieve something with no expectations as Leicester city football club famously did.
Let's do a Leicester
Overachieve
When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.
I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.
I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.
Go to an Eastern European country and pay €10 to have you sphincter fingered.
- Youll never guess what Joe done in Bratislava!
What?
- He done do a Leon!
No way he had an old prostitute pay to finger his bum hole? Why?
- Only he can answer that!