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When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.
Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"
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Calling people you really shouldn't be talking to when you are drunk!
P was drunk dialing Alex that night...
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It is a form of behavior or state - of mentally unbalanced person often under alcohol influence, who performs extremely hopeless, jealous, possessive or obsessive actions towards something or someone; characteristically shameless or bald-faced by such performer.
Netta-drunk:
-...so tell me how was your night out, Merry?
- Can you believe!?
Henri's wife went Netta-drunk again! At first she cried cause of his one smile to the waitress and locked herself in the restroom. Then after 2 hours she came out , saw all of us having fun so as usual she broke the bottle on Henri's head! Every time we go out she spoils everybody's evening !
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n. a word used to describe a person who is extremely intoxicated; someone who is acting stupid do to too much alcohol or not enough
this term is often used when a person is drunk and emotional. resulting in verbal stupidity.
person 1: stumbling/swaggering why don't you like me? you don't like me? why aren't we friends?
person 2: whatever you're just a drunk-a-lunk
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a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.
Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you
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A person who doesn't know the difference between her lover and her son.
a person that's confused - especially when intoxicated
Is that your son Drunk Brenda, No that's my husband and my son....arggh!!!!!!!!
John is a drunk brenda when he thinks his wife is a stripper.
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When someone who is no longer a college undergraduate gets as drunk as they did when they were a college undergraduate, that person is said to be 'undergrad drunk.'
It's 3pm and Jeff is still puking. He must have been undergrad drunk last night.
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