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you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.
person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*
On november 22, ally is obligated to have sex with dylan!
Dylan: Hey ally wanna have sex?
Ally: yes but only because its national ally has sex with dylan day.
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A lampshade that knows how to eat a elephant while dancing and having $ex
Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!
Eli Manning’s favorite phrase to say to Dylan (his friend who he met at Hotel de Paris in Monte Carlo, Monaco)
Eli: “plus Dylan” *runs away
Dylan: “tf?”
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A Legit pussy destroyer
if you meet him he will steal your girl
if you are a girl. he will fuck you by the end of the day
often plays league of legends
Grill #1: Omg Who is that guy hes so hot
Grill_Catfish #2: Yeah hes Such A Dylan R