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Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.

Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.

by commensalism November 15, 2011

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hyena face

An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica

Guy 1: I saw something walking outside my place in Malibu!
Guy 2: Maybe it was Hyena Face!

by jb2701 January 20, 2017

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Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day

Damn today im felling four-faced today

by OmmokBicChips July 5, 2016

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No your face

It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.

When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.

It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.

A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU

(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)

A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face

A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.

A: go to bed B
B: no your face

by Tophness October 13, 2008

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merm face

a confused, what the fuck facial expression

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes

by wtfmerm June 15, 2009

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faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.

"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"

by Dropp March 5, 2008

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yeti-face

Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.

Damn did you see that girl walk into the party, no bag in the world can contain that yeti-face.

by hubert cummberdale January 18, 2010

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