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To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.
"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"
To give a woman oral sex , to lick her pussy, put your face between her legs
I'm going to face the diggity , I'll face the diggity
Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.
Damn did you see that girl walk into the party, no bag in the world can contain that yeti-face.
A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight
A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep
Squinting in the sunlight like a mole
A person with Mole like features
I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face
Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny
Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting
When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.
-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"
That was a total Cap Face!
when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong
Dan: Shut the fuk up.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.
Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.