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Addams family

Sexual act.

Yea, I gave my girlthe thing” in her “uncle fester” like the Addams family

by Hax568 June 11, 2022


Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

by Sayin Crows October 11, 2023


half-familied

Being a single parent

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.

by techyartsyman52 May 12, 2023


Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010


Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

by limdiforreal December 9, 2024


baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born

"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."

by 459395 March 21, 2023


Glass family

Glass family, fictional family composed of precocious and unhappy adolescents and troubled adults whose lives and philosophies dominated the short stories of J.D. Salinger. The short fiction about the Glass family was originally published in The New Yorker magazine from the late 1940s to the early 1960s and was collected in Nine Stories (1953), Franny and Zooey (1961), and Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction (published together in 1963). The most prominent members of the family are Bessie Glass and her children Seymour, Buddy, Zooey (born Zachary), and Franny.

In time the Glass family thoroughly eclipsed the Salingers in the mind of the man in Cornish.

by daffib March 19, 2021