Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole

"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"

Flap Hound

A person searching for vaginas on a regular basis.

Dave - you are such a Flap Hound!

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

tri flap

noun - the flappy piece of skin that hangs from the inside of the upper arm.

grandma gracie suffocated me with her tri flaps when she hugged me at christmas.

mrs. maple's class is hella hard because when she truns to lecture to the students while she's writing her massive tri flaps erase all the chalk off the board because she's left handed.

Flap tap

Slapping the outer layer of a girls vagina when having sex while she scratches your balls

Flap tapping is slapping the outer layer of a girls vagina

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.

Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!