Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

dirt play

Slang for ass play.

My girl was down for a lil dirt play last night. She’s a keeper.

dirt gutter

! "ass" , butt, "poop shoot"! booty

"hey she has a nice dirt gutter on her"

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

^dirt

Something said in comments to confuse people and make them look it up in the urban dictionary. Also known as a made up word and a successful troll. Also known as ^dirt

Jacquelyn Webber posted on Coltens post this morning ^dirt and after a long time of searching with Allison and Chloe they decided to check ^dirt on urban dictionary before deciding it was time to call it quits.

Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.

This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol

Pretty Dirt

Meaning trippy, bad, not good.

Boy: "Dang, that concert SUCKED!"

Girl: "Yeah, it was pretty dirt!"