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when usually a woman takes revenge on a guy for such sexual acts as , angry pirate, spider man, alaskan fire dragon, honey pot, forking .... while in bath or bed she rips of his large toe nail and jams it down the 'japs' eye of his penis in retaliation
tom is bored with his sex life , his wifes a bitch, he spices it up my while reciving oral cums into her eye and kicks her leg ( the angry pirate ) , later while relaxing in the bath together under the bubbles touches him into a stiffy , while with the other hand rps of his big toe nail and shoving it down his winky (Half Moon - the toe nail shape)
tom is hurt , badly
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Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.
Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
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Some one who was almost drunk enough to have sex.. but didn't have that one shot of tequilla.
that fool over there gave me head and let me suck on her milk sacks but I just didn't seem to eneter her woopie.
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A cross between a yoga pose and a sexual act that's as difficult to master as is cutting a pineapple in half.
So me and kirsten totally pulled off the coveted half pineapple last night. My legs are gonna be sore for weeks
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A person who is either gay or straight but is not hetero OR homophobic.
I came out of the closet last week. I am half-bisexual and a strict vagitarian!
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Half an Ecky. You will shine, but only half as bright!
I've only got a half-moon left.
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Men who are below 6ft, are conceived from pre cum or when a woman spills out half of the semen from her vagaina which results in the baby being born from half of the initial load and in turn the growth of the child is affected, which results in them being small in size.
Martyn is below 6ft in height, he was conceived from half of a load, possibly pre cum or just a cheeky half nut, due to this error in conception he has grown up to become a BMW driver.
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