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Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)
Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.
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The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.
Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.
Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
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The sexual cooking fetish involving two partners in the missionary position on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway followed by sexual intercourse. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!
After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.
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i totally closed my damn ham head in the car door yesterday.
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When the man takes his dick and puts it in the girls vagina then the second before ejaculation pulls out and slaps the bitch while he's cumming.
Yo bruh i totally porked my girl then slapped her with my dick giving her a wyoming ham roll
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I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.
wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.
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A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.
Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"
John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"
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