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Dude1: yo this chick just slid into my dms what do I say?
Dude2: just send her a hammer shot brah.
Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!
give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you
I gave her that silk and hammer
A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!
2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.
To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.
Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.