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hannah sucks donkey dick
hannah sucks donkey dick
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we are sassy queens, u wish you knew us. #coolesthannahs #everyonewanttobeus
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 #superspysevenyearolds
we're so cool we use POO EMOJIS
fyi i was forced to make this 🍌 -thats a banana not a penis omg dirty minded people
over and out babes
those sassy hannah banana queens are the coolest i wish i was one UGH emotional damage
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National Hannah Day is October 20th. On said day, you must give anyone named Hannah one thing that they ask for :)
“Oh yea, on National Hannah Day <3 I had to give Hannah my chocolate.”
the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.
gaz: i'm here for your driving lesson
hue: zzzzzzzzzzz
gaz: ah yes, the hannah hue sleep schedule
Hannah Palm and her sisters, (term), using your hand and all your fingers and thumb to masturbate. Suburban speak in San Jose in the 1980s and may still be used. Although at the time the joke was a play on the Woody Allen film, Hannah and her Sisters. The actual act can only be achieved if your meat is pretty large, at least 6.5 inches.
Sometimes 'Handy Palma' or 'Hannah Pamela' also.
Hank: You knopw what, Bill, I think Jack never gets none.
Bill: Yeah, he just had a date with Hannah Palm and her sisters.
Hank: Hah! At freaking Golfland in the restroom. Ha!
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Get a coffee because she used to drink a lot of it
Hey you wanna do something
Yea how about we pull a Hannah baker
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Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.
Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
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