rocket to hell

A piece of snot that by accident 'rockets' out your nose and hits your crush in the face

Jake: " Dude I was talking to that girl I like yesterday"
Friend: " No way! Did you get her number then?"
Jake: " Nah man, i shot a rocket to hell in her face... "
Friend: " Ah well your chance is blown then man"

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Hell's Omelette

When one makes him/her self an omelette, serves it then burns one of his/her cuts with the frying pan, then eat the omlelette after.

Kelly decided to make herself a hell's omelette after

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shittying hell

something thats pissed you off!

your friend blows you out..'oh shittying hell not again'

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Hell Basket

Hell in a Basket.

"hell basket! We forgot the movies upstairs."

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Hell Hole

It’s when Aaron fucks another gay guy with aids

Jesus did you hear Aaron talking about that Hell Hole?

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hell to pay

A day of reckoning is right around the corner. Settling up with the big red guy. Big in karma circles.

"There'll be hell to pay for gluing my head to the carpet... again."

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Bloody Hell

this is when a girl is on her period and you still want to have sex. my girl is a heavy flow type of lady, so this works nicely for us: first, you put the keeper into the girls vagina. if you dont have the keeper, a cork will work just fine. next, you have sex with her, anally, to not cause a mess with the moist bloody vagina...sodomy being a sin, you're damned to hell for performing such an act, hence, the sex act termed Bloody Hell.

"i had a Bloody Hell of a time with Shenaynay this weekend!"

"i knew she was on her rag when she ordered up a double Bloody Hell with extra cheese"

"give her Bloody Hell, mate"

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