A homoerotic phrase for describing the act of a male performing oral sex on another male
The two men were horny so one of them went “down the hook” on the other
The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!
Allen Van Hook can fix anything!
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
J Hook - Used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados. Usually associated with the "Dry line."
Did you see that J Hook on the radar?
A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.