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When you are so tired of just watching the person you used to know and love turn into a different type of person so much that you decided to search it up in urban dictionary. Or....maybe this is who they’ve been the whole time they just kept it hidden from you the whole time to keep you from leaving. That’s why you haven’t left huh......
I miss the way you used to be
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a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
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Telling the full truth/ not lying at all
"yo I can't even hold you Abby said u a bitch bro"
1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.
2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.
All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.
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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
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Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.
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