Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

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Salt on the cake

An unneccessary addition or redundancy that is detrimental to ones overall enjoyment of the subject matter.

Guy #1: wow that woman's cleavage is beautiful.

Guy #2: and now she is taking her jacket off so we can see her... shoulders?
Guy #1: yeah talk about salt on the cake.

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flump cake

a dorky kid that waddles because of his/her out-of-proportionally large ass

that kid's a flump cake.

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chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).

"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"

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Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

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Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

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cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

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