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Morning starts from midnight to 3pm
Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC
A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!
Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!
"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."
It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.
A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"
A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.
Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.
When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.
I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.