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You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.
Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.
Paul: Just a half-jack then?
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when you first meet him, you think he's a cool guy. his personality takes over his very sub par looks. you go out with him and not only do you realize that the only thing he wants is his hands in your pants but that personality you thought was oh so great does not do anything to hide the face that he has been.. blessed with. he will cling on to you like gum on a shoe, and should come with a warning symbol. jack commonly refers to the fact that he probably jacks off to everything you say. oh, and he's a chick.
Girl: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Friend: "Oh, I went to this really nice party. And, there was this guy there. But, he was a total Jack."
Girl: "Oh no, you poor thing. Where is he now?"
Friend: "I'm not sure. Probably jacking off to my facebook profile."
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THE hottest sexiest most wonderful pirate EVER, the HOTTEST guy n eyeshadow, the finest all around!
*why is the rum gone??
*If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
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An annoying or irritating character
That guys a total jack wheat
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abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny
jacks dad is where
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Someone who is really fucking pale has blonde ass hair.
"Go frost up my lawn you Jack Frost lookin' headass"
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Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.
these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.
Johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.
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