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Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.
"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class
This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.
He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.
He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.
Damn matt sure is something.
Someone : Have you heard of Matt Drewitt?
Someone else : Yeah he's a legend.
A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day
Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night
Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied
A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth
Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.
An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.
Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there