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A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.
It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.
"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"
Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".
"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"
code for Help... or yelled during end of bed action
Guy: How did this hole get here?
Girl: Raspberry Muffin!
When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.
Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.
She is a annoying person In BadBoyHalo discord. she claims herself to be a Muffin. She has many dads and mums which supports her most of the time. She is "Kind" to the people she likes and believes everyone deserves a chance.
French:I eat Muffins for breakfast.
Loliblob:I think Little Muffin is a trap.
Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.
Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin
When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.
I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin