sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

okis mum

A women with huge boobs, with lovely tits.

euan said - i would love to be with okis mum
henry said - yh mate i have had her before shes great

Ur Mum Gey

A very well meme put in YTP's, This is LITTERALLY one of best insults you could use in Dream SMP, And a good way to be called a simp and have a comeback using the fact that you probably ARE a simp.

Friend: I've seen watch you've been lately, and 10/10 you're a simp
You: If the following is true then. UR MUM GEY
Friend: No! That is untrue
You: THEN TAKE THAT BACK!

Ur mum is an aligatore

Phrase when you want to be really mean to someone

Person1: "I like Fortnite."
Person2: "Ur mum is an aligatore."

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

scully's mum

Matt scullys mum.

Daniel: hey john... SCULLY'S MUM!

john: oh no you didnt!

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc