Five O'Clock Flair

The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.

Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.

Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?

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Five Star Creations

The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.

“Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”

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five-finger circus

Another phrase for masturbation

She's not coming over tonight, so I guess I'll just make a visit to the five-finger circus.

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Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

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five cent jive

Five Cent Jive is term used in the same context as "bullshit"

When that girl told me she wasn't a whore, I knew it was all five cent jive.

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Five Finger Freddie

aka Fisting. When a guy sticks all his fingers inside a girl's vajay jay.

I totally gave her the "Five Finger Freddie" last night. What a loose whore!

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Reverse High-Five

Used when a person raises their hand for a high five for acknowledgement of something that isn't worthy of laughter, praise, or pride.

Accomplished by a third party, on either side or behind the offender, high fiving the back of their hand in a slapping motion. This removes the offender's hand from the air, quelling the awkward moment and removing any chance of a pity five.

Ultimate form accomplished by a person standing directly in front of the offender.

Jordan: I heard Nick kept making jokes about women the whole time at the pub last night while you guys were with your girlfriends.

Chris: Yeah but luckily he tried to go up top after one of'em and Korey pulled a reverse high-five on that shit. Everyone laughed and he tabbed out right after.

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