Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)
I gotta take a major ass potato
A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.
Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.
Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.
Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.
That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!
Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops
BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT
Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato
What your balls look like after going swimming.
Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.
When something is really cool it mean school potatoes
I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes
A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.