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When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube
There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.
A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.
“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”
“Wow sick bro”
To overcome adversity against at least some several odds and a farmer's dozen even-bare minimum.
Porsche McAponestone excelled obiedient to those laws relevant unflinchingly and with the utmost serious dedication and commitment as well as fudged the numbers a few time or more in magnificent struggle to attain excellence and perfect her golden dome of wisdom and Apple of chaste and wondrous fulfillment thus moving mountains.
A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
A ten acre “Ranchette” situated on a windswept rock outcropping,
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
They sold the house in Seattle
and bought a "Rocky Mountain Alcatraz" in Montana.
When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.
I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.
a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!