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A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
the person only 1 taps people in games
person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine
person 2: nice
A stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure that uses a sword to inflate a target flat. Its stand user is Zucchero, and attacked Bucciarati's team.
ABBACCHIO: Darn, Soft Machine had attacked Narancia! What is its weakness!
A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night
a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.
There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked
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