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When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.
I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.
Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.
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noun
1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.
the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
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"I'd love to hang out today, but my lady nuts have me laying low with this crimson tide."
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Crusty balls: dandruff off the nuts.
When you are taking a shit and scratch your balls and leave flakes on the tiolet seat. The other day i went to take a piss and someone left their nut flakes all over the shiter.
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A tight ass bathing suit ie: a speedo
"That guy is wearing nut huggers, holy crap please poke out my eyeballs"
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Timid, a choke artist. Someone who can't handle pressure. The opposite of clutch.
When the time came for him to make a move he came down with a bad case of baby nuts.
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Its when youre three days out from your last nut shave, and the stubble causes a rash on your partners chin and ass cheeks.
Beth: Maggie, what happned to your face?
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!
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