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Frogs are amphibians in the order Anura (meaning "tail-less", from Greek an-, without + oura, tail), formerly referred to as Salientia (Latin saltare, to jump). The name frog derives from Old English frogga, (compare Old Norse frauki, German Frosch, older Dutch spelling kikvorsch), cognate with Sanskrit plava (frog), probably deriving from Proto-Indo-European praw = "to jump".1
Most frogs are characterized by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits (fingers or toes), protruding eyes and the absence of a tail. Most frogs have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping or climbing. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds or lakes, and their larvae, called tadpoles, have gills and develop in water. Adult frogs follow a carnivorous diet, mostly of arthropods, annelids and gastropods. Frogs are most noticeable by their call, which can be widely heard during the night or day, mainly in their mating season.
The distribution of frogs ranges from tropic to subarctic regions, but most species are found in tropical rainforests. Consisting of more than 5,000 species described, they are among the most diverse groups of vertebrates. However, populations of certain frog species are declining significantly.
A distinction is often made between frogs and toads on the basis of their appearance, caused by the convergent adaptation among so-called toads to dry environments; however, this distinction has no taxonomic basis. The only family exclusively given the common name "toad" is Bufonidae, but many species from other families are also called "toads," and the species within the toad genus Atelopus are referred to as "harlequin frogs
The Pot Belly Sea Frog bombina is a fire-bellied toad native to mainland Hood. George Town Jackson ,MS These toads are slightly toxic sometimes to humans. When they shed their skin, they bloat themselves and make a coughing sound, then start to tear the old skin off with their mouth, and eat it for nutrition, to reveal newer, brighter skin. Fire-Bellied toads have a bright lime green dorsal traversed by black spots, and orange to bright red bellies with black bars and stripes. The skin is mildly bumpy, the eyes set high to suite a semi-aquatic life style, and also well webbed back feet. Color and body variations will be described for each of the other 3 species commonly sold as or mistaken for Oriental Fire-Bellied Toads. They are the largest of the bombina family
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when you pull out of a chick and fill her belly up with cum similar to the way a pot hole in the road does when raining
Dude, do you need the dry-vac up on the top bunk?
Actually yes i do, i just happy trail pot hole'ed some bitch up here.
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Extreemly pissed off!
When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!
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1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.
2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.
3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.
4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.
5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!
no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
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Blue haired stick boi. No eyeballs because of Pickle man (Murdoc Niccals), and jesus christ does this man have brain damage. For example, when he was like 10, he fell out of a tree and all of his hair fell out, and when it grew back, it was blue. Bam double whammy blue hair and brain damage. Then, he got hit in his left eye with a car because of Murdoc, therefor giving him one eightball fracture and putting him into a coma sort of state. Bam double whammy x2, one demon eye and more brain damage. After that Murdoc was sentenced to like 30,000 hours of community service (like almost 3 years), and caring for the poor blue haired stick boi for 10 hours a week. As you can probably tell that ended him up doing donuts in a parking lot and ultimately crashing into something and Stu literally flew out the front window and lost his other eye. Ow. Bam double whammy x3 combo, more brain damage and a new set of demon eyes.
ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND
"Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz) is my favorite band member!"
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6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.
7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.
8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*
9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten will get you high
10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
yo dude im the shiznit i just bought a vaporizer!!1!!1!
according to The second 5 levels of pot smoking yes, yes you are.
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A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot
He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick
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