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A group which all stupid stock brokers are placed into, so they can float around in each others retardedness. After dealing with a retard factory, one generally feels frustrated and jipped, as their time slips through the hands of incompetent retards right in front of them.
A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.
Stupid broker: ":Sure, I will transfer you right away to the people you need to speak to.. provided you dont mind being screwed round for a few minutes talking to charity workers, margin lenders, atleast 3 different switchboard people, the easter bunny and some guy who doesnt know what a stock is :)"
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*
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a sincere, yet embellished attempt at portraying a french accent; lacking in authenticity, and accuracy. Final product: an erratic, russian retarded mess.
"Are you trying to be russian retarded again, J?"
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The specific coffee created by a retard in which you heat water to a warm temperature and drop two coffee beans into it. As said by the creator(me)it looks like someone pooped in your water. all tho this sounds nasty, it actually tastes like water. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"aye look at mah boy over there tryin to make that retard coffee."
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A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.
Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.
johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
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Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.
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Person 1 how is that chicken you have
Person 2 This chicken is retarded boss
Person 1 can i have some?
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see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out
i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.
Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.
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