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The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.
"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"
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The shit you take in the morning after consuming liquor in large amounts;The night before
The hangover shit you take after getting trashed with liquor.
STEVE: Man I got drunk as fuck last nite off of some rum,And I took a huge shit in the morning.
TOM: That my friend is called a liquor shit, it was probably 95% alcohol content!
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The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.
Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
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'n shit is a better way of finishing a sentence that you'd rather not drag out and continue. it is inserted at the end of a sentence or phrase. some people say 'and stuff' but saying 'n shit is clearly better. when having a conversation with someone you must insert the word 'n shit as many times as you can. infact, its almost a game too.
i'm so tired 'n shit, i didn't get any sleep last night 'n shit cos i was thinking about loadsa crazy shit 'n shit.
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The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.
Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!
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a word that means like bullsh*t often used in california
He be on dat Yee Shit
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Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.
John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
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