Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
I just had a great ham slap.
My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.
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When a person insults a member of one's family. That person gets the Smith Slap for their insult of that family member.
Joey got the Smith Slap for dissing Mike's mother cooking.
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When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.
"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"
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A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
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This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."
Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha
Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
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When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.
The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.
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Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
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