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A term for New Yrk City. Either all five boroughs as a whole or just Manhattan.
The people are arrogant, because the can be! We are the city all others bow down and look up to. They aspire toward this greatness. This is where it's at, where everything happens, and is going to happen. It's the center of the universe. This is New York City - The City That Never Sleeps.
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When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.
"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"
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Masturbation, for the purpose of facilitating falling asleep for the night. Applies to both males and females.
I was a bit restless after work, so I took nature's sleeping pill and afterwards quickly passed out for the night.
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When a person rubs there hands together and hits someone open handed so hard that they go to sleep.
"Dude he gave him a russian sleeping pill and was knocked out cold!"
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When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep
Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.
When you're tired as fuck and need to go to sleep.
Bro, it's been a long day I need to go bon appe-sleep.
Okay bro, I'll hit you up tommorow.