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Snap-On

A brand of tools bought by tools.

John did jack shit in High School and thought trades would be the easy way out. Now he has monthly payments on a useless Snap-on toolbox that costs more than a year of community college.

by Trytobe rational March 17, 2022


Snap-on

The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools

I can't go to the wallet raping toolvan yet as the customers will see I've got a snap-on.

by Baconplums October 5, 2022


Snap On

A ghetto-dialect that means the opposite of Ratchet or Wretched

"Girl with high moral standards and is of high quality lineage. She's Snap On ."

by DJ Batty November 3, 2017


snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 2, 2014


Hamel-Snapped

Consuming so much alcohol and/or marijuana at one time, as to become unable to speak full sentences, use common hand gestures, or even stand.

Person 1: Look at that guy in the corner over there!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!

by Khloe123 November 24, 2011


snapful

To be snappy towards another person or thing.

I'm sorry I was so snapful to you yesterday.

by mar-ibelle September 27, 2010


Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 3, 2012