PPD Special

When you get arrested in Ridgeway County with the charge you being a reach as well as max time.

That pig Squareheaddude gave me the PPD Special the other day when he booked me.

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Scottsdale Special

When your scrotum gives off an odor reminiscent to onions and burnt bacon.

John: Hey man, how was work?
Mike: Terrible, man. I worked so hard I got the Scottsdale Special goin' on.

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Kirkland Special

Receiving an unexpected finger in your butthole when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet paper during a wipe job.

Gave myself the old Kirkland Special today when the chimichanga from last night wanted out.

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Kadashi Special

The act of sticking your middle finger up someone’s ass.

“Yo shut up before I give you the Kadashi special”!

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Rojas Special

The act of a girl texting you late at night in need for a hard thrusting of the penis into her vagina while yelling out your name. After physical contact, you realize that you have feelings for her and can not continue the booty calls therefore you give into your feelings as well as hers and become boyfriend and girlfriend while all of your friends ridicule you.

Nick: Yo Rachel texted me "hey" with a smiley face.

Leo: Dude, she wants the Rojas Special. Whose going to give it to her my man? You are!

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special brew

Someone who is special to you in any way. Also someone you love and care for, on any level.

Cristy is my special brew.

So Caprice, is that cutie your special brew?

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Special friend

Someone you let go over to your house to watch x-files with. And you also invite you special best friend.

Krystin: can I come over to watch x-files?
Tyler: yes because your my special friend
Luke: I'm coming too because I'm Tyler's special best friend

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