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This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!
Andy "Good morning!"
Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"
Andy " I already did take a shower."
Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.
Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"
This disease starts when someone starts playing the game fortnite . The game infects like a parasite and will not stop until the player fully succumbs. This in turn will cause the user to post their usless wins that no one cares about on their snapchat stories. It also will cause the player to only talk about this game in social life making everyone hate him/her . And finally once all else has failed the user becomes a usless member of society and has nothing to do with his life accept use his mother/father ‘S credit card for usless non existant currency they call V bucks. The infected are commonly called Fortniters.
Person 1 My doctor says I have fortnite syndrome and il turn into a fortniter soon
Person 2 Ok bye never talking to you again you’re a waste of our society
An illness marked by a strong dislike or hatred for something without any known reason behind these feelings
Raseri wasn't sure what exactly made him hate skylights in houses; he just did. It's rumored that Raseri suffers from Aasgier's Syndrome.
Despite being dubbed by many as "tennisace," the man, who was known by many to be afflicted with Aasgier's Syndrome, actually hated tennis for some unbeknownst reason. He would have rather been known as "golface."
Alucard Syndrome is when you feel loathing or self hate due to your parents, Grandparents or other direct ancestors
This term is derived from Alucard, Dracula’s Son who in popular interpretations loathes himself due to his father.
Hank: “I just found out my grandpa was hitler”
Josh: “Damn sounds like you’re suffering from Alucard Syndrome”
Bev syndrome is Stockholm syndrome but for women, who entraped men and then kidnapped them, but made the men fell in love with her when he's kidnapped.
"Do you know that andra suffered from bev syndrome"
Procrastinating until the very last chance you have to do a project. Then, while rushing the project to get finished at 2a.m you realize you made a mistake at the beginning and the whole project needs to be redone. Some people call it a clusterfuck. This occurs mostly with fucktards.
Jerome: "Damn bro, last night with the project I caught a bad case of Dalwai Syndrome."
Charlie: "You should get that checked out. How'd you get it this time?"
Jerome: "My time-management was great, but it went out the window since I was banging your girlfriend."
Charlie: "Yeah, that bitch wastes my time too. Wait-"