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a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)
suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.
Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.
When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!
"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"
When the most attractive woman shits in ur mouth, then pisses in it. You then cum and throw on her pussy and throw.
I got a nasty ava last night.
The bitch that gave you awful head and tried to prove to everyone she “doesn’t have a gag reflex”
Dude 1- hey um Tatum I thought you didn’t have a gag reflex
Tatum- I don’t, imma make sure I give you that nasty sloppy toppy from nasty Tatum
Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk
I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever
Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
Me: I wrote a nasty ass fan fiction if u wanna read it :D
dude I be talkin to: tf no bitch
When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.