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You should wrap your computer in parkas to protect against Alex Gillis.
An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.
Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson
A girl who is always loud and can make everyone and anyone happy. She is always cheerful! She loves playing sports, manly hockey and baseball and is an amazing player. She is always there for her bestfriends. She is a great student but, sometimes doesn't have the best common sense. She is blonde and blonde at heart. In conclusion, she is an AMAZING PERSON!!
Boy: Is that the new girl? what's her name?
Girl: Alex Duf
Boy: oh, damn!
I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.
"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.
A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.
Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.