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When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.
French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.
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what happens when your having sex with your girlfriend doggy-style and her friend is tickling your taint or gooch
i had the wildest three-way the other night when my girlfriend's best friend gave me a french vanilla!
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1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.
2. an actual shoehorn made in France
Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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A word used to describe babies born from a whore, slut, hooker, etc.
That trailer trash chick has three French Babies.
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The act of taking a ginger in the shower and having her shave your ass hairs and putting them on her face, giving her a beard.
John: Hey Sara, wanna give me a french hotchkiss?
Sara: sure as long as you have a clean shower and a fresh razor
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Just another pathetic attempt by Quebecois to make Quebec different from the rest of the French speaking world. Quebec also likes to change spelling to suit them too. Martinique and Ivory Coast speak proper official French contrary to what Quebecoiss may think. It is Quebec that likes to change their vocab to suit them and seperate themselves further from French culture.
Quebecois need to read the French dictionary and learn to spell!
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