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When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.
Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.
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Someone who works in accounting and is extremly overweight. That person will have between 1 and 10 toes, most likely they would be missing at least a few. They also smoke, don't shower very often and really like trany's. You will often find this person sipping on a diet pepsi.
The Pit Monster just chugged a pepsi while balancing on 6 toes and smoking a cigarette.
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Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.
The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.
OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!
looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!
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A fat black man that that prays upon evil do'ers, he comes out of your closet at night and beats you, and will most likley make hard love to you while you sleep.
Man you better be nice to johnny or the " Blacky Monster ' will get you tonight!
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This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
Dude, did you hear about Ellen?
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
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another word for penis.
Josh has a big sea monster and sadly Matt doesn't.
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After you cum in a girls mouth and she goes to swallow you punch her in the stomache making the it shoot out of her nose. voila! a sea monster
i totally gave your mom a sea monster the other day
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