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Whenever a straight person stops themself in the mist of a gay act or statement.
Matt: He has a nice body, look at how his skin glows under the moon light
Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes
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The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
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a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).
Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.
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A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight
That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.
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When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.
The act of self gratfification while defecating
"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"
The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating
Not scared to fight. There is nothing sweet about this. Ready to get in the paint any time
Daquan been mean mugging you. Bruh he can look all day he know my heart dont pump koolaid
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