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Basically it's a school full of people that say the same things:
"I got into Harvard, Yale, Penn, insert any other much better school...But I got a free ride @ AU." - it seems no one pays for education at AU. EVERYONE got a full scholarship.
"I'm really rich. insert name slept with me cuz i shop at Saks like everyday" OR "I was really, really rich, but um, I was disowned, stock market trouble, insert any financial disaster
Let's face it...AU is not Gtown, it's not GW, it's not College Park (which actually has decent frats and frat houses). I don't even think it's better than Catholic. Their campus looks like it was built by the Soviet Union and the students are all bitter about being there.
AU GUY: Yeah so my parents invented the Internet and own Coca Cola.
AU GUY #2: Awesome. I got into like Harvard, P-ton, D-mouth, and Stanford.
AU GIRL: Omg same! Do you wanna go smoke some cigarettes, head back to our shitty dorms, and have lots of sex? All the guys at Gtown, GW, and Maryland said I'm too much a dirty skank whore.
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Official safety school of Bucknell University
Colgate University is home to kids like "Colgate Raiders" who spent 45 minutes writing and editing his UD entry which bashed schools that are better than Colgate and he clearly couldn't get into...he also has a baby penis and 3 friends.
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An institute of higher education, which in recent years has found itself in the shadow of Bryant University.
Upon news of 'Bryant College' upgrading to 'Bryant University', Bentley College scrambled to imitate its counterpart and 4 years later became 'Bentley University'.
Bryant University has also moved ahead in athletics to Division 1 and Bentley was left scrambling again, attempting to get out of Bryant's wake.
As Bryant University is making moves national status, Bentley is left behind, reminiscing on what once was.
Who knows...? Maybe Bentley might become a Division 1 school? Give it four years.
Bentley University: Bryant did what? Okay, lets do that.
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in the middle of nowhere. there are some ugly's there. parties are alright if you know the people, otherwise you will be in your dorm and do nothing. alot of ppl leave on weekends. have fun paying for everything you do. tons of students know each other from high school, and there are still cliques.
you go to kutztown university? where is that? you got play? Damm, where everyone go? Know the right people before you go there! Drink beer and always remember to smoke weed.
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A place where wanna-be ladies go in order to scrape by with a mediocre education and a sub-par understanding of the material they tried for 4 years to learn.
Once an all women's college, it went coed and since then has lowered it's standards for overall student body quality, allowing common streetwalkers and slut to attend.
The "ladies" that go here are typically ugly, and more times than not socially inappropriate. They drunkenly stumble to the near-by Hampden-Sydney College to try and hit on the gentlemen there. Unless extremely drunk and desperate, the gentlemen that attend the fine institution will ignore them.
Known for their open legs and easiness, Longwood sluts are a prime target if you'd like to catch an STD or stalker. These girls will follow you around the frats, text you continuously, and drink your alcohol, all in hopes of possibly getting to suck a guy's dick.
Jealous of the true ladies that attend Sweet Briar College, Longwood sluts dress up in either one of two ways:
- In fake pearls, knockoff designer clothing, AE or Hollister (any fake preppy brand, really), too much make up
- In anything that reveals their boobs, ass, and stomach.
Instead of the classy real pearls, Lilly Pulitzer, Ralph Lauren, or Lacoste.
Overall, the girls that attend this university are ones to be avoided.
"See that slut following that gentleman? That's a longwood university girl."
"Last night I got so drunk I just had to fuck something, good thing there was a longwood slut there."
"You know that girl? Becki? Total longwood slut."
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The worst school in big ten. The students tend to skip class to going drinking. All Students brag about being the top party school.
I go to University of Iowa I'm Lame.
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A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!
Hmm, Masters of the Universe is on...might as well watch it, there's nothing else.
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