Rusty Soup Can

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.

The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.

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The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

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can you dig it

This phrase appears in several times in the 70s movie 'car wash' at the beginning and during the film when a radio dj from a LA radio station plays black music. His voice sounds like Barry White's.
It also appears in other 'blaxplotion'-movies. In the movie 'Undercover brother' which is a parody to this movies it appears too.

And now we play <insert favourite soul/black music title here>. Can you dig it?

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rolls can hardly

An expression indicating a person is so abnormally large that they struggle slowly to move from one place to another on their own feet.

Shortened version of the saying, "(s)he can roll down a hill, but can hardly walk."

Yo dude, why are we moving so slow.

Well, that women up there rolls can hardly.

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open a can of soup

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

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way you can

Can you just come to Venice?

Is there not a way you can

Itd be good to see you

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Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.

Me: Why did you do it?
Katarina: Why? Because I can

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