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Golden doughnut is slang for a womans vagina
im gana be threading the eye through the golden doughnut tonight mate!
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ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo
me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.
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when a two people are having sexual intercourse and one of the partners urinates in the other partner's mouth
"ewwww! he gave her a golden waterfall?"
"yeah! she said his pee tasted nasty"
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when a woman gets pissed on by her man.
"hey you'd never guess what?"
"no tell me?"
"Roger was sleep-walking last night and gave me a golden shower"
"well it makes a change from him pissing on the dog!"
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When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her
Aw lads did you hear about Rory last night? Sealed the deal with the golden handshake
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A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.
Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.
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An event in which an individual about to give oral sex to an uncut penis retracts the foreskin to reveal a thick layer of knob cheese.
P - "I wouldn't go down on him, he doesn't clean under his foreskin!"
R - "Why, that doesn't matter?"
P - "As long as you don't mind being awoken by a golden sunrise."
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