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Golden doughnut is slang for a womans vagina
im gana be threading the eye through the golden doughnut tonight mate!
ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo
me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.
when a two people are having sexual intercourse and one of the partners urinates in the other partner's mouth
"ewwww! he gave her a golden waterfall?"
"yeah! she said his pee tasted nasty"
when a woman gets pissed on by her man.
"hey you'd never guess what?"
"no tell me?"
"Roger was sleep-walking last night and gave me a golden shower"
"well it makes a change from him pissing on the dog!"
When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her
Aw lads did you hear about Rory last night? Sealed the deal with the golden handshake
Natural light where it gives of a rich yellow-gold tint. Photographers/videographers love it
Wow that golden light in your photo!
An event in which an individual about to give oral sex to an uncut penis retracts the foreskin to reveal a thick layer of knob cheese.
P - "I wouldn't go down on him, he doesn't clean under his foreskin!"
R - "Why, that doesn't matter?"
P - "As long as you don't mind being awoken by a golden sunrise."