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A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.
Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"
The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.
"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"
A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away
I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!
The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit
"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"
The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit.
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"You know you have a drinking problem ?"
"How so ?"
"It's only 9 am and you're already Tam-Hammering"