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A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye
Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body
Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.
During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine
I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.
When someone eats pizza that is so shitty their puke breaks away from the chains and fills up their whole kitchen.
God Salvatore's is so shitty it made me do a italian durag.
The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.
Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!