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someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
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Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny
*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss
A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank
Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA
an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.
my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.
A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!
When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
simon: what do you mean, why did you say that??
Harry: is a joke bro chill