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1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.
1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)
2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!
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A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
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The loveliest realist people you can possibly ever meet, who love to live life to the fullest and don’t regret anything, it may be hard sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end as they have something other teenagers have for example a child, someone to always be their for and be a role model for, but sometimes it’s difficult so don’t get pregnant on purpose but support teen moms out their already you never know when they might need it. :)
Guy to girl: that girl is a whore as she is only 16 and is pregnant so she’s a teen mom
Girl to guy: I bet you she is already done with prejudice opinions and is probably the nicest person you will ever meet.
Guy to girl: sorry..
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an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.
dude #1: dude this is getting old
dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old
hahahha
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some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.
you know whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? lipstick
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the most gorgeous celestial being on this plane of existence. somehow she gave birth to murphy, but we forgive her because she's hot
Murphys mom has got it goin on
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